nue:
i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
nue:
mom Wtf do u mean brush your teeth, teeth doesnt even have hair
pigsonmars:
I’ve decided on the 21st I am going to ironically use the phrase ‘don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world’ as many times as possible
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
youthfolly:
if you are what you eat im going to eat a victoria’s secret model
tranasphere:
if your pants were a .rar file i would unzip them