never let me go

dorkstrider:

kurlozmakara:

if u ever want to stop having feelings just masturbate b/c at the peak of orgasm the human brain is incapable of processing emotion

inspirational

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

nue:

mom Wtf do u mean brush your teeth, teeth doesnt even have hair

pigsonmars:

I’ve decided on the 21st I am going to ironically use the phrase ‘don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world’ as many times as possible

Good job, puberty.

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

youthfolly:

if you are what you eat im going to eat a victoria’s secret model

tranasphere:

if your pants were a .rar file i would unzip them

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